You're three hours away. The pipes are here. Somebody local should be looking at your place all winter, and telling you what they saw, with pictures, before you've finished your coffee.
$120a month · winter watch · November through April
Every visit ends with one of these. The dates below are this week's; in the real build they're yours.
Plowed the drive, shoveled the porch and the bulkhead. Roof load is light powder, no ice at the eaves. Furnace running, 54° inside, oil at a third. No tracks but mine and a fox.


Sample report. The real build sends these by text, photos attached, the moment he's back in the truck.
Pick one and it goes into the box at the top. The year is all three, one number, one person to call.
$350per opening
$120a month, Nov–Apr
$350per closing
$1,350opening, winter watch, closing
One person knows your place from ice-out to ice-in. Billed in three parts, when each is done.

Dale has lived on the lake road for twenty-two years. He plowed for the town, he's opened and closed camps since before the bypass, and he knows which chimney in your cove draws wrong in a north wind.
Within about thirty minutes of the lake road. Tap your town.
Bridgton: on the route, no travel charge.
The lake road, Bridgton, Maine
555-1234Text is best. He answers between visits. Storm nights, he answers from the truck.